I haven’t done a race report in a while, but Barkley is such a crazy, different experience from anything I’ve ever run before, I wanted to record the experience – as much to preserve my own memory as to share with others.
I registered for BFC50k on a
whim, early in the morning before Georgia Jewel 50mi. Growing up in the Huntsville, AL area and
returning for a few years after college, I was steeped in Barkley lore by the
likes of Dewayne Satterfield and Rob Youngren.
I wanted to experience Frozen Head State Park and see what all the fuss
was about. I expect many others have had
similar motivations for toeing the line at the baby Barkley.
My wife and I had our first child
a little over a year ago, and that has obviously changed my life, priorities,
and running goals. That, combined with
the fact that I live in Cincinnati where you can only find about 300ft of
elevation change as a time, I knew I wouldn’t be willing or able to prepare for
Barkley with the focus and specificity that I have had for past races. Instead, I tried to focus on the experience
more than the competition, which has been a major motivator for me in the
past. I showed up Saturday morning confident
in my fitness, but knowing I hadn’t run longer than 5 hours in the last 9 months.
The race began just before
sunrise and quickly spread out up front with nearly a mile section on the
roads. I quickly settled into 2nd
place as we transitioned to single track and climbed for several miles. We climbed a bit longer on jeep road, hit the
first aid station, and then descended quickly still on the jeep road. I let the leader go on the descent knowing
there was plenty of running to come.
A few minutes later the jeep road
opened up and I encountered someone taking pictures. Knowing a turn was coming, but knowing I
wasn’t leading either, I asked if we turned or kept going straight. The photographer replied with an unconfident
straight. I could see an open powerline
cut to my right, but the next turn was a left, so I continued straight. A quarter to half mile later I hit a fork in
the road that was unexpected and unmarked.
I stopped and the third place runner soon caught me. We decided we must
have missed the hard left turn and began running back with the leader somewhere
behind us now. The lady with the camera
had been standing right in front of the “trail” where we were supposed to turn,
and those that knew what they were doing were now breaking trail on the
powerline known as Testicle Spectacle.
Testicle Spectacle was the first
real Barkley-esque portion of the run.
There was no trail per se, but it was somewhat runnable. I was in about 10th place now, but
quickly moved around folks who were slower navigating the thick brush and
occasional briar. I was in the lead by
the time I made it to the turn through the forest to the second aid
station. Around of the church and out of
the aid station, it was straight back up Testicle Spectacle. Magically, after some 300 runners had passed,
there was actually a proper trail cut through the brush. The difference in the conditions of the
running path was just astounding. Still
the climb was slow, at times requiring some hand climbing and bear
crawling. The wet soil was turning to
mud where those descending were sliding down the hill on their arses which made
it a little more difficult to find traction.
I summited the Spectacle still
quite alone in the lead and started down the other side which I saw when I
initially missed the turn at the camera lady.
The descent down Meth Lab was rough.
It was much more overgrown with large portions of briars that were
taller than me. There was absolutely no
trail, and we were required by race rules to stay in the powerline cut and not
use the protection of the woods to advance more easily. Clearing my way was slow and painful. In the grand scheme of things, it didn’t take
all that long, but at the time, it was not fun. A turn to jeep road finally
came and I headed toward the infamous Brushy Mountain State Penitentiary. James Earl Ray’s escape from this prison
inspired the original Barkley Marathons race.
Even though the intensity of
running had not been that high, I had a bit of an upset stomach already at this
point about 2:45 into the race. A
volunteer at the aid station kindly provided me some coke and I took a fig bar,
but I felt the need to hit a port-o-potty heading into the jail. Exiting still in the lead, I walked through
the jail taking pictures and acting more like a tourist than a racer. As I climbed the ladder over the back wall,
the 2nd and 3rd place runners finally caught up to me
(the first leader who also missed the turn was now back even). We took the tunnel back under the prison and
then turned left to climb.
Rat Jaw. One mile.
Straight up. All briars. I don’t think my words would do it justice,
so I might as well not even try. By the
time we reached the top over an hour later, it seemed like the entire race
field had formed a conga line behind the leaders. The briars were so thick it was infinitely
easier just to fall in line and let the first “runner” split the briars. After initially putting in quality time
clearing powerline trail, the eventual 50k winner took a little more liberty
than the rest of us regarding what he determined to be inside the powerline cut. This allowed him to summit ~15min faster than
the main line that now included myself and Huntsville friends Rob Youngren,
Dewayne Satterfield, and Martin Schneekloth.
Our map showed two trails
breaking off to the left that we were NOT to take in this section. There were no trails shown breaking off to
the right, so I was careful to bear right and look for signs (the race had
marked major turns, but there were no confidence markers). I ran along Jeep roads until my foot pod
measured that I should have arrived at the next aid station. Maybe I should have realized well earlier,
but I hadn’t seen anyone in over 30 minutes and it just didn’t feel right. A couple on an ATV pulled up but couldn’t
help tell me where I was on my map. So I
did the only thing I could do, turned around and headed back the way I came.
I eventually ran into more folks
who had missed the turn. There were
probably 30 folks stopped on the trail trying to decide what to do. My buddy Cary Long was one of them. I love Cary to death, but I’m not supposed to
see him after the gun fires. I was way
back in the field. I worked my way back
to an unmarked fork in the road that actually had logs placed across the
correct direction. It broke to the left,
the direction I had been intentionally avoiding. Up the trail a little ways there was an arrow
(thanks, now you tell me) which makes me think it might have been vandals that
removed the turn sign at the missed intersection. I was at least an hour behind the leader now.
If you’re still reading at this
point, you deserve to know that after I finished, I attempted to re-hydrate but
promptly puked up everything. The second
time this happened, they put me in the ambulance to treat me for heat
exhaustion. After cooling off for over
an hour after finishing, one swallow of Gatorade was, again, almost immediately
rejected by my stomach. The paramedics
encouraged me to go to the hospital as their procedure would not allow them to
treat me with nausea meds and IV fuilds without a trip to the ER. I had a very similar experience after
dropping out after Mohican 50 in June, but I drove myself to the ER hours after
the race when I still couldn’t quit throwing up. Long story short, after a short trip to the
ER, I felt much better and was able to eat some soup before bed that evening. Mohican was a much worse experience in the
end.
I don’t know what’s going on with
my stomach, but it sucks. It’s taking
much of the joy out of running and severely limiting what my legs can do. Doctors suspect it could be acid
reflux/indigestion and have suggested that I start taking an OTC acid reducer
to alleviate my symptoms. But how to do
I test this theory? It only happens in
races longer than 5 hours, and when I trigger it, I end up in the
hospital. It’s not really sustainable,
so racing longer than 50k is on hold for a while I suppose.
After all of that, I will say Barkley Fall Classic was fun. It was a different and challenging experience. I wasn’t constantly staring at my watch an wasn’t focused on hitting any particular splits. I saw people during the race I don’t normally get to run with. Even with the frustrations of missed turns, I ran free for 7 hours (until my stomach revolted). It’s such a unique experience that I’m already registered to run again next year so I can finish the 50k.
After all of that, I will say Barkley Fall Classic was fun. It was a different and challenging experience. I wasn’t constantly staring at my watch an wasn’t focused on hitting any particular splits. I saw people during the race I don’t normally get to run with. Even with the frustrations of missed turns, I ran free for 7 hours (until my stomach revolted). It’s such a unique experience that I’m already registered to run again next year so I can finish the 50k.